Was It A Lie??

I had a dermatologist appointment today. It turns out I am not suffering from acne, but some other sort of skin condition with a really long name. She prescribed me a special kind of shampoo and told me to put it on my skin ("but it's a really good shampoo so you can use it in your hair also, if you want...").

I'm tired of this.

I made the doctor write down the name so that I could Google it when I got home.