Yearbook Troubles

My little brother got his yearbook today. He's in fifth grade and my mom really threw a fit when she saw what the kids had written in his autograph section. Here's a sample:

-"U are sexy!"
-"Ur a pimp!"

Needless to say, no one ever made such comments in any of my yearbooks. We're so different, my brother and I. Apparently I got the brains and he got the looks.